It's not just any ordinary childish pool, no no! It has a slide, and awesome cartoon sea creatures printed on it like an octopus with a treasure chest and a snorkeling duck holding a cupcake, you know, the norm!
It took me a few minutes to get used to my cool new pool. I mean, aside from the new pool, I had to get used to my new ensemble which included Mickey trunks and a scuba Mickey rash guard... just in the event I felt like riding a wave.
I was like, "Mama, where are all of the waves?"
When I did not see them roll in, I decided I was going to make my own!!! Those in the first 10 rows, look out... we call it the SPLASH ZONE!
I then began to ponder, I wonder if Mr. Phelps started his World Record holding Olympian Career in a pool with a snorkeling ducky holding a cupcake? The duck is very inspiring.
"Hey Mama, do you think I got what it takes to be an Olympian?" and of course she's over there already cheering me on like I am racing the World Record holder himself! Thanks for your support Mama.
Daddy told me after a bit it was time to climb out of my cool new pool 'cause my toes were getting wrinkly...
... I did check them today and they are back to normal!
I'm like a shark, I'm like a lil' shark, I'm like a shark! I mean look at this face, it screams Jaws Junior... I bet he doesn't look this fierce while eating his oatmeal and organic pears! Breakfast of champions baby... look out Mr. Phelps here comes London "Jaws" Guerra!!!
